Super McEpicness.

[SuperChickenDude327]

The weird website had lazer collections.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

And an alien directed the website with freeze dried eye balls

 

[Papa Rooster]

then bob marley started singing in the back ground

 

[Dapplepony]

(This is kinda like a game my cousins and I play, except our character is a girl named Midalime. Poor Midalime is made out of crackers and ducks like to eat her cracker hair. It all started when the cousin spelled my name wrong on my dinner card.)

 

[ChickenPeep]

Jim Carrey got tired of Bob Marely singing, and kicked him out. But when Bob wouldn't leave, Jim threw a pie (given to him by the Iranian woman) at his face. It was prickly pear pie, which Bob hated, so he left.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

This game is so ridiculous.

Jim Carrey snickered with delight, but then his watch started beeping, and suddenly he realized that Bob Marley had detonated his watch!
"NOOOOO!" He yelled. But the bomb went off and took Jim Carrey with it.

 

[ChickenPeep]

People heard the boom from miles away.
BOOM!
One old man heard it and thought it was an earthquake. He ran outside screaming "Earthquake!!"

 

[trainfullachickens14]

But in reality what he felt was the landing of a 30 story tall DRAGON!!! The dragon stomped into hong-kong and started destroying the city; eating a lot of it, crushing the rest, and playing with some of the inhabitants like a cat. Eventually he attacked every major city in Eurasia, South America and Africa (but not America because he thought america was aweshum and australia makes aweshum steaks) and grew so big that he was as big as the earth itself!!! Then the massive dragon got the ability to be able to breath in space by SMJ and saved the solar system by eating a huge alien armada that wanted to take over the solar system. Then the dragon went to save other solar systems from doom but promised to come back if SMJ or any of his friends needed him.

 

[WooingWyandotte]

Then a cat scratched the dragon, and bleeded it to death.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the cat in hysterical victory.