LOL, Ralphie... I’m sure you’re at least as good a patient as my DH. Men are s.u.c.h babies. I’ll take a peds patient or a female any day over a male patient. Babies are tough... men are just babies (and not the tough kind, either). Except for Gyn. Gyn is the worst of all, even worse than big baby men.
Listen to your wife. The only thing awfuller than not enough pain relief is too much of those nasty narcotics. Really. Breathe deep. Is this from your slip yesterday? Hope you feel better very soon.

An aching leg is just miserable.