Ducks are NOT evil! I think what happened to you is this: You were 5 or 6 years old, and a muscovy drake chased you off and maybe gave you a little peck. So don't get muscovies, but get any mallard derived breed, they are much more friendly and personable than chickens, I know you would love them.
Nope.. I was an adult and was trying to love them by raising them....My Dad was too smart to have a duck on the farm when I was growing up....
