MinnesotaNice
Songster
Morning all.
Ralphie, I have a good one for you.....true story.....
Random person: Are the eggs you're selling fertile?
Me: No, as indicated in the ad, they are not fertile and are for eating.
Random person: Do you have a rooster?
Me: No.
Random person: I'll buy 5 dozen fertile eggs from you.
Me: My eggs are not fertile. As mentioned, I don't have a rooster.
*crickets*
Random person: When will they be fertile?
Me: Are you #&%$ing kidding me?
*crickets*
Ralphie, I have a good one for you.....true story.....
Random person: Are the eggs you're selling fertile?
Me: No, as indicated in the ad, they are not fertile and are for eating.
Random person: Do you have a rooster?
Me: No.
Random person: I'll buy 5 dozen fertile eggs from you.
Me: My eggs are not fertile. As mentioned, I don't have a rooster.
*crickets*
Random person: When will they be fertile?
Me: Are you #&%$ing kidding me?
*crickets*