I can sympathize on the smell... noticed it a few days ago, thought something in the woods died... but as time went along it got stronger and we were able to pinpoint what and where it was...Oh my garwsh...my run of insanely crazy luck with these birds hasn't gone away. Dozens of that won't hatch, roosters that are completely bonkers, raccoons taking my best birds, but here is the best story yet... And NO, I do not make this stuff up (who would have time?!)
So like 2 days ago, one of my four youngest SFH decided to go on an adventure and bailed from his coop. He had been on the injured list, so I had stashed him in with my bantam Cochin babies (I got a whole mess of cuckoo colored ones! but that is a different story) to recover. He apparently felt well enough to jump out when I turned away to fill their waterer, and I didn't see him. But my six month old roosters spotted him and decided to come see him. He panicked, I went to catch him....and the dogs got in on the action, but made it all worse.
I turned away to send them off, and turned back...and Bad Boy was gone! I thought I was losing my tiny little mind. Looked around...no little rooster...looked under the truck..looked in the bushes...looked in the greenhouse...looked under the deck...looked in all the coops...drove myself near insane looking for the rooster. Looked all day long. Figured he would appear in the morning, but nope, no rooster. Figured maybe he ran far enough some neighbor might find a cute little rooster (he would have to traverse a forest, a creek, another forest and a road to get to another neighbor, but I was hoping). Or...sigh..he was eaten by a coon. Quit making myself nuts and decided he was gone, never to be seen again.
I didn't feel well for 2 days, and I spent most of Thursday and most of Friday on the sofa. I had to get up today, and headed off to work. When I got to work, I noticed something smelled funky when I got out of my car, but I thought it was some rotting garbage from the restaurant near the hospital (they have had some disgusting garbage in the past). When I got in my car this evening to come home, I noticed the smell in the parking lot was horrible. And smelled like a dead body. Gross.
I drove to the feed store and hopped out and noticed the smell was still there. Hrm. I got to looking, and there was a rotten egg on the hood of my car where the windshield wipers lay when inactive. I threw it away, and thought, ok, whew. Bought my feed and headed home.
Got home, and the stench was ..... Indescribable.
I popped the hood to start looking for the source, and that rooster was wedged between the radiator and the engine, dead...very...very...dead. He was not harmed by my car - the car ran perfectly -- but he had died there nonetheless.
We got him out, but the whole yard smells!!! My car reeks!!
OK, I would like this odd stuff to stop. What are the odds of a CHICKEN dying in an engine compartment? I have seen more than one cat injured or killed in such a manner....but a chicken?! Maybe I should go buy a lotto ticket...
He must have panicked when he saw the big boys coming toward him and jumped up into the bottom of the car and kept climbing until he couldn't get out. Stupid bird never peeped or called or I would have rescued him.
You can all laugh. We did, when we were over the shock of it. Utterly bizarre.
Not an experience I wish to ever repeat, extricating a very dead chicken from this very tight space.
ETA: yes. Egg on the hood. Also totally weird. No idea if a hen laid it there or if someone put it there or what. OMGosh.
found the coon's 'stash' of snacks. and presumably from the coon we disposed of last week. either that or he forgot where he put them, but who could miss that stink? LOL
found the missing roosters and 2 of the hens. unfortunately they are out of reach to do anything with, unless we tear up 2 trees and several large raspberry clumps grown over by honeysuckle vine.
on the plus side, (I think?) a couple possums came in for the free meals and both are now disposed of too. thanks are due to my "part time LGD" LOL he caught one who 'played possum' and 'treed' the other on a tall stump.
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