Gosh darn precocious kids these days. They mature way too fast. Maybe if you stopped feeding your chicks steroid-filled bacon-wrapped filet mignons, they'd grow at a more proper rate.
Yesterday my son came running and said "Moma Moma, you have a baby rooster" and dumb me asked how do you know? "Cause I was walking by the pool and there he was on the back of one of the baby hens"