I had a little kid (baby actually) still in diapers reach into his diaper, pull out 3 poopy fingers and wipe them on me.
What do you do with that? The mortified look on that mothers face.....
I turned around and calmly walked out of the room and quietly shut the door, then sanitized the crude out of myself.
All I can say is...EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW (can you tell I don't have kids?)
Not really a good thing...but it was funny.