That's It!

[sunny & the 5 egg layers]

Red! C'mon! Empty your PM box already! I taught you how to make a folder! Just erase your sent messages if you want to keep the inbox ones. I think you will be able to recieve some new PM's if you do that.

 

[Spookwriter]

Catch my back turned just one moment and sure enough,
Em just can't behave!!!

Sneaking behind my back to chit-chat with Redhen about
men like that Mike Rowe and Gorden fellow. Or, to be even
a bit more exact, "Any hot man, mine" she said.

As if by some miracle I would not see this post...Oh, the words
I could use here!

Everybody here knows how that...that Em, has led me on for the
best part of a whole year. All those late night brownies we've shared,
and her "I'm the one" promise. I miss one night...ONE NIGHT...and
she's off chasing the likes of that Mike Rowe, or "any other hot man".

Fickle. That's what she is, just plain old fickel.

And that Redhen, no better. I thought she was my friend. Boy, talk
about someone having the wool pulled over their head.

I feel so...used.

So I've got 50 years on that pup, Mike Rowe. I'm still just as hot as
he'll ever be. Even hotter, if you asking Mrs. Spook.

And Sourman, Mississippi, Deerman...just look around at all the talent
here. There's still a lot of fire on the mountain.

But that's okay Em, Red....you two knock yourself out chasing after that
young pup.

Let's see...what's that word for a woman your age chasing a young man?
It's on the tip of my tongue.

I'm heartbroke...just simply shattered. I'm going to set here and probably
OD on brownies.

Tell me the truth Em. I can take it.

Is this because you and Blue was going to have to help me up in the hayloft
the other day?


Spook...in complete and total shock.

 

[gritsar]

Yeah, no more "but you didn't tell me!" excuses from Red. I would tell her alot if she would only empty that dang box.

 

[ladyride]

Spook the word is cougar that is on the end of your tongue.

We all enjoy looking c'mon admit it

You would pass up a playmate bunny ??

Mike Rowe , Gorden , & oohlala Patrick Dempsey. All women enjoy a little beefcake.

Personally Patrick Swayze was in my dreams for years.

 

[redhen]

Quote:
My taste is superb!

You go ahead a oogle poop man and the foul mouthed pancake flipper

. I will keep Patrick all to myself.

Foul mouthed pancake flipper

 

[sourland]

I would suggest that we get IMP to dynamite her inbox while doing household chores. I have been trying to contact her for 2 weeks. Why? I've forgotten.

P. S. I am interested in neither Mike nor Gordon.

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
That would be the easiest route. Imp could take that grenade he was saving her from and toss it at her inbox. Like you Sour, I had to PM her about something but found her box full every time I tried. I finally stopped trying when I got to the point of forgetting why I was trying to in the first place.

I think she does it on purpose to mess with her elders heads. No respect for age, none at all.

 

[redhen]

I truly will work on it this weekend! Its a task i am avoiding, because i have to open just about EVERY one i have to see if i need to keep any of the contents..
Like i have peoples phone numbers and addresses of people. And i someone was helping me get info on my medical issue, so i cant delete those... *le sigh*

But i vow to clear it up this weekend.

Love all you guys..

 

[Spookwriter]

Oh, but if Red had emptied her PM box, my dear sweet
EM would have happily continued to deceive me.

Who knows how long this has been going on? How many
other secrets does Red's inbox contain?

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
We love you too, but don't blame me if you don't get to collect your winnings from that sweepstakes I was trying to let you know about. All they wanted was your social security number and your bank account number and that million dollars would have been all yours!