The 2nd Ban the person above you!

[TechnoCat]

I ban you for having less posts than me, but joined earlier than I did!

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

I ban you for having less posts than me, but joined earlier than I did!

Haha, maybe because I have a life with my chickens XD I ban you for spending more time on BYC than with your chickens (Admit it!)

 

[TechnoCat]

I ban you because my coop almost caught on fire today! (seriously it did! I was going out to check their water, and I saw smoke coming up from the coop door and I ran to the house calling for mom, and she and my stepdad came out, and he opened the big chicken door and apparently our heat lamp fell off of its perch and onto the ground and almost caused a fire, so he unplugged it and moved it back, so basically I saved the day! YAY!)

 

[Scooter&Suzie]

I ban you for the great save. No that doesn't make sense... Eh. Whatever.

 

[The Breaker]

I ban you for unintended reasons.

 

[NixNoodleNumbat]

I ban you from not using unintended in the right context!

 

[DinosRBirds]

I ban you for using from in the wrong place!!

 

[The Breaker]

I ban you for having 1,938 post

 

[HollyBird24]

I ban you for being a boy!

 

[TechnoCat]

I ban you for breaking this thread.