The 3rd ban the person above

[OneShotHunter]

I ban you because you have 1,502 posts!

 

[Chicken Frenzie]

I ban you because you have 14 letters in your username! ( I Think... don't want to recount )

 

[OneShotHunter]

I ban you because you have 16 chikens!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I ban you for spelling 'chickens' wrong.

 

[Fierlin1182]

I ban you for pointing out a spelling mistake

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I ban you for stifling my grammar Nazi-ness.

 

[Fierlin1182]

I ban you for adding 'ness' to the end of a word and creating an ... un-word.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I ban you for banning my nessing.

Nessing is awesome.

 

[Fierlin1182]

I ban you for using the word "awesome". Dang, I haven't used that word in a long time.

Awesome awesome awesome.

 

[LovePolish]

I BAN YOU! For saying 'awesome' to much!