The All Night Diners

[CapricornFarm]

I saw this in another thread earlier, and forgot to post it here.
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I had to chase those guineas around again to get them into their coop. After unknown numbers of laps, i had all but one guinea in the run. I swear, i decided that if i left that door open for the last guinea, and the rest of the guineas got out... that guinea would be supper! I am not usually like that, but the humidity here is 98% right now. I was dripping in sweat. And my patience was about gone. We had spaghetti and meatballs for supper. But those birds better watch their steps!

 

[BullChick]

I am on the list of non-guinea likers. You should eat them all, and adopt emus or ostriches.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I am on the list of non-guinea likers. You should eat them all, and adopt emus or ostriches.

Too much fencing needed, and they kick! But i think their eggs are terrific and i like looking at them.

 

[BullChick]

Do you ever think that your family is screwed up? I mean, really damaged?
I know my family is toxic to my well being, but sometimes I think they aren't so bad.
But they really are messed up!

 

[BullChick]

I guess the important thing is that we know how to behave in public. I guess that makes us sociopaths.
No, seriously. Seven children and their spouses (plus my mother and a few children) gathered into the funeral home to plan my father's funeral. No one argued. We didn't all get what we wanted, but we didn't get upset over it.
If someone gets offended by something, we wait until we are in the car to say something about it.

 

[BullChick]

Btw...
How many of you kept your father's dentures when he passed?

 

[CapricornFarm]

Oh yes, i often wonder how i ended up in my family! My dad was big on histronics when he didn't get his way. (Youngest child ). My mom is bipolar (untreated) and has dementia. My baby brother hates me. Refuses to talk to me in fact!

 

[CapricornFarm]

Btw...
How many of you kept your father's dentures when he passed?

I kept his artificial hips

 

[igorsMistress]

That sounds like my husband's family. Don't say anything directly, but b!÷@# up a storm about it to the spouse in the car. My husband exactly! Not me, I speak up. Good thing we're the black sheep and don't turn up too often

 

[BullChick]