I'm not sure how to interpret your message, so I'm asking for more information. These are some of the things that have run through my mind as I struggle to understand your perspective:
Are you saying FedEx/USPS failed when, out of 42 eggs, 38 arrived? I wouldn't exactly classify that as a failure on their part. It's not perfect, but it's more eggs than I had to start with for certain and I am very, very pleased with them.
Or, that Sommer doesn't pack the eggs correctly? I don't see how you could pack sufficiently to guard against stabbings or whole dented corners.
Or, Are you saying, it didn't happen? I don't know what kind of weird motive I must have for reporting damage that didn't occur.
Or, Are you saying, I believe that USPS is the root of all evil and FedEx is blameless, in my perspective?
Or, Are you saying, simply, that it's a mild puzzle to you because you've had such "success" with no damage whatsoever?
Let me say up front, that whatever it is that bothered you, I recognize this as my failure to communicate well and I want to understand so that I can address it and not repeat the mistake.
From my perspective, it is mildly puzzling how these things happen to a box marked fragile, yet I get a plethora of non fragile things with no damage whatsoever. I'm not making an assumption about the whole working force of FedEx or USPS. I made a joke about a fictional person that was not meant seriously. So perhaps I should cut the twisted joking because I can see if you work at these places and are consciously being as careful as you can be, you may feel hurt that I classify all FedEx/USPS workers as all the same and from my careless jest, it certainly sounds as if I do, when I truly don't.
I am so sorry I managed to offend you, I sure didn't mean it that way. I was just trying to make light of the situation and was inconsiderate in the process. Perhaps we should report shipping damage in a PM. I will try to remember that in future. Of course, I'm old and can't remember a lot of things and I don't have eggs shipped but rarely, so don't hold me to that one.