Lol. One time I was eating cool ranch doritoes, and someone knocked on the door, i put the bag down, swallowed and answered the door. My friend grabs my shoulders and puts his nose right to my mouth. "What'cha doing?" was all I could say... "Cool ranch doritoes!!!" he was satisfied with himself, "what?" i replied, "Cool ranch doritoes. you were eating them!" "EEEEEK!" I yelled holding my hands over my mouth. LOL! SO FUNNY.
Over the years I've worked at a few places and had co workers (a guy who worked in another lab across the hall) or now a guy who works at the hospital that I've found attractive but did not have the guts to go up to them (I'm not usually a shy person at all!). But anyway, I seem to have a tendency of walking around corners and running nearly face first into these guys. Talk about awkward! The guy at the lab just chuckled when I turned red and said have a nice day. I still kick myself for not talking to him! He was like the Clark Kent of scientists!
Back when I did wildlife rehabilitation, (i was in high school and was still wanting to become a vet) I was preparing for a date. Well I had an orphaned possum baby, and I often kept it tucked in my shirt as an artificial pouch for the little creature. I forgot she was there. Baby possums tend to go still when in a pouch. My date arrived early and when I answered the door, she then decided to take that moment to wake up and pop up out of the neck o my shirt. To his credit he handled it well and was trying to be polite by not staring at my chest in the process. we dated for a little over two years after that.
I'm just a very awkward person overall... I'm always falling down or tripping just walking, when I get nervous (which I normally always do talking to people) I tend to stop talking mid-sentence and forget what I'm saying. I talk to myself when I'm thinking, which can look quite weird in a grocery store.
Oh, I've got a good one, but I was too embarrassed to to say before, but I got over it. We were in Savemart the other day, well I had to sneeze, I tried to stifle it, but it came out a REALLY high pitched like trumpet sound! lol. The whole store looked at me, and I hid my face in my hands! lol.
Sounds like a scene in the movie hoosiers, the coach tells the team to guard the other team's players so close they could figure out what flavor of gum they where chewing after playing most of the game a boy was benched and just told his coach denteen and had to tell the coach that's the gum the other player was chewing...
I had a girl's car at my house (fixed it for her) and i often mix up my words around really pretty girls, so she was asking me questions about the car, when suddenly my Black Jersey Giant rooster walks in the garage. She doesn't notice, but i see him getting into something he isn't supposed to, so i say to her, "One minute, let me get my *ock out." She turned beet red, and i then realized what i had said. >.< she stills teases me about it...
just resently my husband and I was coming out of walmart and I got in my car but I forgot how to turn on my light I had the windshild wipers going high bean to low beans the window wash signals and then I found the lights I said I was thinking of something else but I wasn't I just forgot how to turn them on. Rhayden
Once I was at the eye doctor, to see if I needed glasses! And I started feeling really strange, then I passed out! They didn't even know I passed out and they drug me out of the eye exam room and into the hallway to go get me a soda. Then for some strange reason I got down on my knees and screamed then fell lifelessly down. Then the eye doctor and my dad carried me back to the exam room and set me on the chair. As soon as they did that I woke up and I was like (What happened?) I didn't even remember us leaving the room!
