The Band Perry Fan Club

[ClucksAndPeeps]

THE ORANGE UTENSIL'S CHEIF, A KNIFE, DOES ONE OF HIS AWESOMELY AWESOME NINJA MOVES WHERE HE JUMPS UP AT CUTS QUILIN'S WINGS OFF

 

[OwlLover]

THE ORANGE UTENSIL'S CHEIF, A KNIFE, DOES ONE OF HIS AWESOMELY AWESOME NINJA MOVES WHERE HE JUMPS UP AT CUTS QUILIN'S WINGS OFF

BUT THE QUILIN CONTINUES TO FLY. HE RESCUES THE BAND PERRY AND THEIR ALBUMS FROM THE EVIL ORANGE UTENSIL BASE.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

THE CHIEF SPINS AROUND AND WINGS MAGICALLY APPEAR. HE SOARS AND TAKES REID BY THE HAIR, AND TO THE HANDS OF A LUCKY FANGIRL *me*

 

[OwlLover]

THE CHIEF SPINS AROUND AND WINGS MAGICALLY APPEAR. HE SOARS AND TAKES REID BY THE HAIR, AND TO THE HANDS OF A LUCKY FANGIRL *me*

BUT THE QUILIN GRABS REID BACK AGAIN. THEN, THE QUILIN'S RIDER GOES AND MARRIES REID.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

BEFORE THE QUILIN'S RIDER CAN MANAGE THAT, THE LEADER OF THE UTENSILS RIDES UP ON HER CHESNUT HORSE AND MARRIES REID INSTEAD

 

[OwlLover]

BEFORE THE QUILIN'S RIDER CAN MANAGE THAT, THE LEADER OF THE UTENSILS RIDES UP ON HER CHESNUT HORSE AND MARRIES REID INSTEAD

BUT REID DECIDES TO GO WITH THE QUILIN'S RIDER, OF WHOM SAVED HIM FROM CERTAIN DEATH IN THE EVIL ORANGE UTENSIL CASTLE. THEY MAKE SURE THAT THE LEADER OF THE UTENSILS WATCHES AS A SONG ABOUT EATING ICE CREAM FROM A FORK IS PLAYED.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

THE LEADER'S CHESTNUT HORSE REARS AND BOLTS TOWARDS THE QUILIN'S RIDER, WHINNYING ALONG WITH THE SONG.

 

[Bluebee]

YAY CHRISTMAS IS COMING!

Lol jk I love The Band Perry.

 

[OwlLover]

THE LEADER'S CHESTNUT HORSE REARS AND BOLTS TOWARDS THE QUILIN'S RIDER, WHINNYING ALONG WITH THE SONG.

BUT REID, WITH ALL HIS AWESOMENESS, PROTECTS HIS NEW WIFE.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

THE LEADER'S CHESTNUT HORSE REARS AND BOLTS TOWARDS THE QUILIN'S RIDER, WHINNYING ALONG WITH THE SONG.

BUT REID, WITH ALL HIS AWESOMENESS, PROTECTS HIS NEW WIFE.

ARISTOCRAT GRABS REID'S HAIR IN HIS JAWS, YANKING IT OFF THE NOW-BALD HEAD. THE GELDING CRANES HIS NECK TO GIVE IT TO THE LEADER, WHO RIDES BACK TRIUMPHANTLY TO VIRGINIA TO PUT THE HAIR IN A SHOWCASE.