The Band Perry Fan Club

[OwlLover]

Quote: ARISTOCRAT GRABS REID'S HAIR IN HIS JAWS, YANKING IT OFF THE NOW-BALD HEAD. THE GELDING CRANES HIS NECK TO GIVE IT TO THE LEADER, WHO RIDES BACK TRIUMPHANTLY TO VIRGINIA TO PUT THE HAIR IN A SHOWCASE.

WITH MAGIC POWERS, THE QUILIN REGROWS REID'S HAIR. NOW EVERYONE IS HAPPY.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

 

 

THE LEADER'S CHESTNUT HORSE REARS AND BOLTS TOWARDS THE QUILIN'S RIDER, WHINNYING ALONG WITH THE SONG.

BUT REID, WITH ALL HIS AWESOMENESS, PROTECTS HIS NEW WIFE.

ARISTOCRAT GRABS REID'S HAIR IN HIS JAWS, YANKING IT OFF THE NOW-BALD HEAD. THE GELDING CRANES HIS NECK TO GIVE IT TO THE LEADER, WHO RIDES BACK TRIUMPHANTLY TO VIRGINIA TO PUT THE HAIR IN A SHOWCASE.

WITH MAGIC POWERS, THE QUILIN REGROWS REID'S HAIR. NOW EVERYONE IS HAPPY.

THE LEADER HATH PUT A POTION IN THE QUILIN'S POWERS, SO WHEN REID'S HAIR GROWS BACK, HE IS HALF BALD.

 

[OwlLover]

Quote: ARISTOCRAT GRABS REID'S HAIR IN HIS JAWS, YANKING IT OFF THE NOW-BALD HEAD. THE GELDING CRANES HIS NECK TO GIVE IT TO THE LEADER, WHO RIDES BACK TRIUMPHANTLY TO VIRGINIA TO PUT THE HAIR IN A SHOWCASE.


WITH MAGIC POWERS, THE QUILIN REGROWS REID'S HAIR. NOW EVERYONE IS HAPPY. THE LEADER HATH PUT A POTION IN THE QUILIN'S POWERS, SO WHEN REID'S HAIR GROWS BACK, HE IS HALF BALD.

BUT THE QUILIN CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION SO THAT HE COULD MAKE REID'S HAIR COMEPLETELY REGROW AGAIN.

 

[OwlLover]

My life would be complete if Reid sang a song about eating ice cream with a fork. That would be played at my funeral.

 

[OwlLover]

What if... birds aren't singing... and they're screaming because they're afraid of heights?

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

I NEED CREDIT
I MADE THE FIRST VERSE!!!!!

 

[ilovemysilkie]

I MADE THE THIRD VERSE! ALSO I DECLARE ME THE NEWEST MEMBER. I ALREADY GOT PERISSION FROM THEM.

 

[Bluebee]

Oh oh I like cheese.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

I AM THE #1 THE BAND PERRY FAN. FEAR ME.

I AM THE #+1 FAN GAWD

 

[OwlLover]

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