The Barbie Haters Anon. Group :D

[Campine Lover]

When I was little, I spent my days shaving barbie's head, tearing off her limbs, flushing various parts down the toilet, and playing tug a war with Ken and my dog. RIP Barbie and Ken.

 

[Jamie_Dog_Trainer]

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Wow. I had a few barbies also to ride my Breyer horses. That was it.

 

[michickenwrangler]

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Breast cancer barbie...

When I worked at McDonald's and the Barbie Happy Meal Toys came out, my co-workers and I came up with some of these:

Jaded Waitress Barbie--Comes with pot of stale coffee, platter of fried eggs and menthol cigarettes

Trailer Trash Barbie--Comes with 6 children, curlers in her hair and rabbit-ear TV so she can watch her "stories"

Trailer Trash Ken--Comes with 1978 Chevy Blazer, bottle of Jack Daniels and hound dog

We had come up with more, I forget some, and the others I can't post on here!


There is a list somewhere on the Internet of others like

Soccer Mom Barbie

Divorced Barbie (comes with Ken's house, Ken's boat and Ken's car)

If I find it, I'll post a link

 

[EweSheep]

Its a pity that Divorce Barbie had NO alimony LOL! Her and Ken do not work, after 50 some years or more, they have remained unemployed most of their lives!

 

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[scbatz33]

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So it's "Trust Fund Barbie" then?

 

[WoodChic]

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But girls themselves like to be thin, because of the culture. In china ( i think it was china) fat is a beauty. I was saying that Barbies contribute to the idea girls have in their heads, that they should be thin.

I've never seen a fat chinese person..
Just saying...

Maybe it was a differant country.

 

[WoodChic]

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I think it was china. I believe it was because they actually had enough foor to have their woman chubby.

 

[michickenwrangler]

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That's not true. Barbie has worked as a doctor, astronaut, veterinarian, Dallas Cowgirls cheerleader, flygirl, dog walker, musketeer, McDonald's worker, hula dancer, pastry chef, NASCAR driver and many many others. She just can't seem to hold a job for very long! I'd hate to perpare her taxes!

 

[michickenwrangler]

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I think it was china. I believe it was because they actually had enough foor to have their woman chubby.

The men in most countries prefer their women to have a little meat. Just for some reason in western Europe and the USA (Australia, Canada and NZ too) men seem to prefer slender women. Although most men I know would prefer a woman chubby than too thin. My brother always dated hefty girls and a male college friend of mine always dated truly obese girls.