The Book On How To Understand Women

[gaited horse]

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I used that page for notes but I ran out of room.

 

[Bantimna]

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I used that page for notes but I ran out of room.

 

[Tala]

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I'm with you. I don't think I'm all that awful hard to understand. I'm female, but all I really want is to be loved and appreciated. Not complicated.
I don't want to feel like I'm the only one doing anything around here. Right now I'm already paying all the bills.
.....they say women are difficult. I'm not difficult, just overworked and under-appreciated.

 

[EweSheep]

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I used that page for notes but I ran out of room.

Use shorthand!

 

[PineappleMama]

If DH treated me like a queen he'd get his ears boxed.

But getting me a dehydrator for our last anniversary and a skelter for Christmas... special ordered a couple WEEKS early from UK instead of a last second dash to wally world and grabbing some random 'she might like this' piece of crap... now THAT is how you show me you care...

Oh oh oh... or him putting his work boots out in the garage... on rainy days they get soaked and reek of feet... our whole bedroom will smell like a gnarly locker room... not exactly conducive to suggestive suggestions if you know what I mean...

FINALLY he's catching on to that one... only been 12 years...

 

[alabamachick]

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Hard to understand
I tried chocolates, I tried flowers, I tried shiny things like jewelry, I tried signing over my paycheck, I tried saying I'm sorry, I forgot, I didn't know, I'm not a mind reader.

Then I tried beer (for me) ahhhhh........sweet, sweet, beer. Wha? Yesuh honey! I'll get right on it.

P.S. Did you know you can stop a women crying-----by laughing at her----I don't recommend it however.

In church once they asked my husband if he had any advice for other couples, his answer was "When she is really really upset with you, DONT smile or laugh at her."

I know not what he speaks of.

 

[zippitydooda]

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I don't understand other women, and I AM a woman. Heck, I barely understand myself. Why do you think this is possible???

And then, some of us change just when you think you've got us figured out (just keeping you guessing!).

Seriously though.... every woman is different, so if you figure out one, you only have 9 billion more to go

 

[Momagain1]

haha...LOVE this thread!!!

My hubby is working on understanding me...its easy to understand him; I molded him the way *I* wanted lol...I was his first everything; date, g'friend etc..and I've been
told that if I ever passed on before him, he'd never remarry; this is from ANYONE & EVERYONE whoo knows him...

he does laundry -- makes me happy

He read the book: "The 5 love languages", figured out my love language: MAKES ME HAPPY..because groping me (his love language) does NOT make me happy lolol

He makes the bed after he gets out of it; before he goes to work 3rd shifter; MAKES ME VERY HAPPY; its not made w/a bedspread; just straightens the sheets, cover and pillows..soo nice

he makes me tea when I am low and dont realize it...REALLY HAPPY...

so dont try to understand us...get that book The 5 love languages; figure out your wifes love language...then she'll b happy

Soo..forget that million page book..just read this one! much simpler read lol..

but I also like the onriness that is him...the li'l smart aleck remarks about things...I dont want a doormat...

 

[EweSheep]

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[Opa]

Figuring out women gets more difficult as they get older. I had thought that with the 15 years age difference between us I could avoid all of that old lady stuff. I guess we have stayed together long enough that she has become old and I'm still older. Now when there is a problem she attributes it to change of life. Some days I think I need a change of address.