The Butler Game!

[Zinnia-Hen]

Too late; it's in mah belleh!


Butler, please destroy all of the soda factories in the world!

 

[EE lover:)]

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i'm sorry sir; it is against mai personal laws to do that.

BUTELR! why did you stealed mai cookie?

 

[ilovemydog]

I need to give it to my chickens!

BUTLER: WHY DID U EAT MY CHICKEN ?!?!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

I would never eat your chicken! It was that BUTLER over there!!! *points finger to fat and feathery butler eating something in the corner*

Butler, why do you smell SO bad?

 

[zsazsa chick]

Because, you keep asking me why I smell nawt to my good sawr's sawtisfaction, and therefore, my dear, good sawr, I have not taken a bawth, because, as you, my dear, good sawr may see, that can be rawther annoyingly annoying at times. Do not take it personally, my dear, good sawr.

Butler! Butler! I would rawther fancy some nice hot tea and crumpets, if you don't mind, dear butler. No, tea and crumpets.
Did you not finish nursery school, you blundering fool?!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Dahhhhhh....*Drools* I dunno.


Butler!!! Fetch me little Timmy, he fell into the well AGAIN!

 

[zsazsa chick]

Why should I when we have little old Lassie here!?
Butler, oh butler! Fetch me a footrest would you? And while you're at it, bring me my favorite slippers!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Umm...I hate to break it to you but Lassie ate your slippers and peed on the foot rest.


Butler, will you go on a shopping spree with me?

 

[zsazsa chick]

Sure! As long as you buy me all the latest fashions.

Butler! Please punish Lassie by taking away her bone for a week. And butler? Get me a new footrest and slippers. NOW!!! AND I MEAN NOW! BEFORE I GET ANGRY WITH YOU!!!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Lassie also destroyed all of the slipper and footrest factories in the world, she's a menice!

Butler? Please build a mansion for my chickens.