The Butler Game!

[EE lover:)]

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Here you are, sire!

BUTLER! GO STEAL SOMEONES _________!

 

[User66184]

Sorry. But no can do.


Butler. Bring me a new Apple IPOD Touch

 

[zsazsa chick]

Sure thing. As long as you get one for me...

Butler, please go fetch Roscoe's leash and collar and kindly take him for a walk.

 

[chickendiva25]

Absolutely, sire, but what do I do about his little, er, "Accidents".


Butler, kindly fetch me some milk, and please, make it fresh.

 

[zsazsa chick]

I'm so sorry, dear mistress, but the freshest milk I could find was from our neighbor's cow, Bessie, and before I could milk her at all, well, erm, she, uh, how shall I say it? Well, let's just say I'll be a tad bit sore tomorrow...

Butler! Play the violin for me!

 

[chickendiva25]

Absolutely Master, but one thing is wrong, It is the worlds smallest violin.


Butler!!!!!!!!! Go fetch me a, Rabid chiuhuahua.

 

[zsazsa chick]

What if it bites me?

Butler, entertain me I'm bored!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

*Does the can-can.*

Butler? GIMME A PIE NOOWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[zsazsa chick]

Get your own dang pie!!! And get me one too...

Bulter, get me chocolate and vanilla swirl ice cream, slightly melted, in a dish. Be a peach, and get my favorite spoon, too, would you?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Lined with fur?

BUTLER! Who ate my duck souffle?