The Butler Game!

[zsazsa chick]

Sadly, shed die without them...
Butler, git outta mai housey!!!

 

[duckluv]

Madame, I fear that I cannot do that, for the UFOs ate the keys and have the house under siege....

Butler, fetch me my lampreys!

 

[ScissorChick]

err...I'm afraid I don't know that fancy word.

So no. I cannot fetch you your lampr- WHATEVER it was

Butler! Oh Butler! Fetch me my darn Flying Otter! Sheesh! I ask,

and ask, and ask. And alls I get is "What is a FLYING OTTER?!"

 

[duckluv]

There's a truckload all around the house, bust open a window because they stole the keys...

Butler, give me the definition of lamprey!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

*Puts on reading glasses* lam·prey (lmpr)
n. pl. lam·preys
Any of various primitive elongated freshwater or anadromous fishes of the family Petromyzontidae, characteristically having a jawless sucking mouth with rasping teeth. Also called lamper eel.

Good enough, sir?



Butler, lampreys are gross looking!

 

[Ec_Prokta]

Agreed, madam.

Butler, fetch me some inspiration, would you kindly?

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Here, a Fredrich Nietzsche book. Jim Morrison touched this one when he was a kid.

Butler, bring me mah pie!

 

[duckluv]

Here you go sir; kidney pie, fresh from the oven.

Butler, what is your opinion on your mother's clothing?

 

[Telamon]

YOU TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMA?


BUTLER! don't do anything, but do something while nothing doing is something nothing.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

*drools*

Butler, Weegee got into the parlor again! Here, wear these goggles to protect youself from his evil staring rays!