The BYC Holiday Song...with new added lyrics!!

[gmendoza]

~~The Backyard Chickens Holiday Song

***(Now with added lyrics)***

*sang with the tune of Jingle Bells:

Slipping thru the snow
On my way to the coop
Over the hay bale I go
Slipping on some poop
Bell on the cow it rings
Giving me a fright
Oh what mess this farm doth bring
Aching all the night

Oh here they go
The rooster crows
Robin lays an egg
The barnyard cat
Missed a rat
And I almost sprang my leg

A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
I leaped on old Jumpers back
He bucked and I almost died
Jumper was ugly as skank
Missing a step or two
This old dumb mule he bucked again
And threw me in the goo

Oh here they go
The rooster crows
Robin lays an egg
The barnyard cat
Missed a rat
And I almost sprang my leg

Oh, the bad luck I had
I hate this farm so bad
I curse it up and up and down
It makes me so darn mad
But I am stuck in a rut
With a few scrapes and a cut
A squeak in my shoe, not one but two
And I think I broke my butt

Oh here they go
The rooster crows
Robin lays an egg
The barnyard cat
Missed a rat
And I almost sprang my leg

Oh, the siren blows
the ambulance goes
in the back I sat
And I thought of the farm
I’ve had enough of that

 

[duckinnut]

Funny stuff..........

 

[3goodeggs]

 

[sourland]

 

[theoldchick]

That's right blame your aches on the cat!

 

[enola]

OMG! HILARIOUS!

 

[Chickenfan4life]

Hahaha, I love this!