backyardbtch2021
In the Brooder
- Sep 8, 2020
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Hello chicken chads,
A lot of you seem to think my introduction post was satire, however it was not. I am a real time traveler from the year 2021 and i'm here to warn you about the inevitable poultry pandemic. In November of 2020, the chicken God is going to abandon his flock of chickens for about 4 days. This is when the human race is exposed to the horrible wrath of these chickens. This leads to a chicken doomsday, the chickens of each country go to war, each side creates one giant titan of a chicken, each chicken acting as a body part with their only goal to be the last chickens alive. The leader of the most powerful side is Bertha, Bertha can breathe fire and unleashes her dragon-like powers on the other sides. Eventually, the chicken world war comes to an end in November 2021, exactly a year later. However, the damage had already been done and the entire human race had been wiped out. I was the last survivor, along with the chicken God, who was the one that eventually stopped the chicken world war. Together, we created a time machine and came back to warn the BYC community before it was too late. Please message me if you have any questions, or are interested in saving us from the evil chickens. Thank you.
A lot of you seem to think my introduction post was satire, however it was not. I am a real time traveler from the year 2021 and i'm here to warn you about the inevitable poultry pandemic. In November of 2020, the chicken God is going to abandon his flock of chickens for about 4 days. This is when the human race is exposed to the horrible wrath of these chickens. This leads to a chicken doomsday, the chickens of each country go to war, each side creates one giant titan of a chicken, each chicken acting as a body part with their only goal to be the last chickens alive. The leader of the most powerful side is Bertha, Bertha can breathe fire and unleashes her dragon-like powers on the other sides. Eventually, the chicken world war comes to an end in November 2021, exactly a year later. However, the damage had already been done and the entire human race had been wiped out. I was the last survivor, along with the chicken God, who was the one that eventually stopped the chicken world war. Together, we created a time machine and came back to warn the BYC community before it was too late. Please message me if you have any questions, or are interested in saving us from the evil chickens. Thank you.
... Or have you been rolling your own from Nightshade, because this stuff is not legal in your state yet???
