The Chicken's Code of Possession

[HCFarms96]

This is one of the many things that happens when I can't sleep at night.

The Chicken's Code of Possession

-If I want it, it's mine
-If I like it, it's mine
-If it's in my beak, it's mine
-If it's in the beak of the chicken next to me, it's mine
-If it's near me on the ground, it's mine
-If I saw it first, it's mine
-If it's food, it's mine
-If I clucked for it first, it's mine
-If I ran for it first, it's mine

-If it's worthless, it's yours

 

[chloezoebob101]

LOL!! Good ones!! and so true..