The Council of Cluckins

[ClucksAndPeeps]

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BACKSTORY
The Cluckins is a giant chestnut horse who has an unconditional love for apple flavored cookies. Cluckins has a gigantic army of orange utensils, who are firm believers in the fact that with great power comes great electricity bill. They are close friends with a pink Minotaur. They are based in the Blue Ridge Mountains. They, too, enjoy songs about eating ice cream with a fork. However, the orange utensils much prefer pork flavor, instead of the cookies and cream flavor that the purple dust bunnies cherish... and this is how the war began.

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Join Cluckin's army today. Together we will defeat Owlkin's army of EVIL purple dust bunnies.


DISCLAIMER: This is all a joke. It isn't real. Any and all mean things said on this thread are not meant to offend in any way.

 

[roostersandhens]

I am confused...

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

That's the best answer.

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

DENY, DENY, DENY.
DENY EVERYTHING.

 

[OwlLover]

CLUCKINS! You ruffian!

You are such a liar! You try to sway the peasants into believing that WE are the evil ones, when we are so clearly the opposite!

roostersandhens, it's a trap! Don't believe a word she says! DENY DENY DENY!

 

[OwlLover]

FOR YOU, CLUCKINS!

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

DENY EVERYTHING.
DENY, DENY, DENY.
I DENY!!!

EVIL OWLKINS.
EVIL OWLKINS.
EVIL OWLKINS.

 

[OwlLover]

YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR! YOU are the evil one! We are trying to save the world from the orange utensils' evilness!

 

[ClucksAndPeeps]

It ain't complicated
Well, I've grown to hate it
I never liked the taste of crow but baby I ate it
They tried to warn me
They said that you were ornery
So don't bring me those big brown eyes and tell me that you're sorry
Well you might as well throw gasoline on a fire
The way you lie
You lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
And you lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie
That ain't my perfume
I bet she had a curfew
You told me you were out with the boys and baby I believed you
So why you lookin' so nervous
You know you're gonna deserve this
I oughta kill you right now and do the whole wide world a service
Well my daddy's gonna straighten you out like a piece of wire, like a piece of wire
The way you lie
You lie like the man with the slick back hair who sold me that Ford
And, you lie like a palm tree in the back yard after last month's storm
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes way too natural to you
The way you lie
Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna drive into the big ol' muddy river
I'm gonna park my car in the middle of the mile-long bridge
And then I'm gonna cry well maybe just a little
Then I'm gonna slip off the ring that you put on my finger
Give it a big ol' fling and watch it sink
Down, down, down
There it's gonna lie
Until the Lord comes back around
Because you lie like a priceless Persian rug on a rich man's floor
You lie like a coon dog basking in the sunshine on my porch
Well, you lie like a penny in the parking lot at the grocery store
It just comes so dang natural to you
The way you lie
The way you lie
Well it's what you do, it's who you are

 

[OwlLover]

TALKING TO YOURSELF, EH? YOU ALWAYS LIKED TO FLAUNT ABOUT HOW INSANE YOU WERE!!!!