Dear Prospective Employer,
I think your company is awesome. I am also awesome. Perfect match, amiright? You may be wondering what qualifications I have to work for Your Awesome Company. Well, Prospective Employer, necessity is the mother of invention. I mean, I can submit an application and resume and cover letter and all that stuff but really, who are we kidding? I'm desperate and that means I'm basically willing to bend over backwards for Your Company. You will never find higher levels of devotion than you will in someone who needs this job... yesterday.
Sincerely yours,
Desperate Job Seeker
^ ME RIGHT NOW.
I think your company is awesome. I am also awesome. Perfect match, amiright? You may be wondering what qualifications I have to work for Your Awesome Company. Well, Prospective Employer, necessity is the mother of invention. I mean, I can submit an application and resume and cover letter and all that stuff but really, who are we kidding? I'm desperate and that means I'm basically willing to bend over backwards for Your Company. You will never find higher levels of devotion than you will in someone who needs this job... yesterday.
Sincerely yours,
Desperate Job Seeker
^ ME RIGHT NOW.
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