~The Council Of Youngers of BYC! (COY)~

Dear Prospective Employer,

I think your company is awesome. I am also awesome. Perfect match, amiright? You may be wondering what qualifications I have to work for Your Awesome Company. Well, Prospective Employer, necessity is the mother of invention. I mean, I can submit an application and resume and cover letter and all that stuff but really, who are we kidding? I'm desperate and that means I'm basically willing to bend over backwards for Your Company. You will never find higher levels of devotion than you will in someone who needs this job... yesterday.

Sincerely yours,
Desperate Job Seeker







^ ME RIGHT NOW.
 
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Dear Prospective Employer,

I think your company is awesome. I am also awesome. Perfect match, amiright? You may be wondering what qualifications I have to work for Your Awesome Company. Well, Prospective Employer, necessity is the mother of invention. I mean, I can submit an application and resume and cover letter and all that stuff but really, who are we kidding? I'm desperate and that means I'm basically willing to bend over backwards for Your Company. You will never find higher levels of devotion than you will in someone who needs this job... yesterday.

Sincerely yours,
Desperate Job Seeker







^ ME RIGHT NOW.


But can you do fourteen cartwheels in a row, backwards? It is an absolute necessity to the position you are applying for that you are able to....


:p ....
Have you decided to enter the world of job application-ing?

Hope you get whatever postion you are trying for! Unless it really does require 14 backward cartwheels, that seems a bit much to ask of a person. Well, if the applicant is a gymnast or something I guess that wouldn't be too bad.
 
More crazy people? I thought after high school I'd be done with that. 

Heheh... lol

It is a different kind of crazy, generally the high school loonies end somewhere in the first semester.
But, as I have experienced, the pros still outweigh the cons. The majority of the time at least. :lol:
XD Yep, Everyone says college is awesome. We will miss you Ninja :'( . Are you going to leave byc? :hit
No, I won't be leaving, home or BYC. (Though I'm hardly on anyway.)
Lol, okay. So you HAVE to attend concerts? They can't make you do that, can they? Hmm... Yeah, a potato would be good for you Ninja. XD
Hehe, yeah, its called "Appreciating Music"....
 
Dear Prospective Employer,

I think your company is awesome. I am also awesome. Perfect match, amiright? You may be wondering what qualifications I have to work for Your Awesome Company. Well, Prospective Employer, necessity is the mother of invention. I mean, I can submit an application and resume and cover letter and all that stuff but really, who are we kidding? I'm desperate and that means I'm basically willing to bend over backwards for Your Company. You will never find higher levels of devotion than you will in someone who needs this job... yesterday.

Sincerely yours,
Desperate Job Seeker







^ ME RIGHT NOW.


But can you do fourteen cartwheels in a row, backwards? It is an absolute necessity to the position you are applying for that you are able to....


:p ....
Have you decided to enter the world of job application-ing?

Hope you get whatever postion you are trying for! Unless it really does require 14 backward cartwheels, that seems a bit much to ask of a person. Well, if the applicant is a gymnast or something I guess that wouldn't be too bad.
I entered that world..... And never got through it..... :idunno

Good luck Eenie!
 
More crazy people? I thought after high school I'd be done with that. 

Heheh... lol

It is a different kind of crazy, generally the high school loonies end somewhere in the first semester.
But, as I have experienced, the pros still outweigh the cons. The majority of the time at least. :lol:
XD Yep, Everyone says college is awesome. We will miss you Ninja :'( . Are you going to leave byc? :hit
No, I won't be leaving, home or BYC. (Though I'm hardly on anyway.)
Lol, okay. So you HAVE to attend concerts? They can't make you do that, can they? Hmm... Yeah, a potato would be good for you Ninja. XD
Hehe, yeah, its called "Appreciating Music"....
Lol, what are you working towards? For like a job..
 
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More crazy people? I thought after high school I'd be done with that. 

Heheh... lol

It is a different kind of crazy, generally the high school loonies end somewhere in the first semester.
But, as I have experienced, the pros still outweigh the cons. The majority of the time at least. :lol:
XD Yep, Everyone says college is awesome. We will miss you Ninja :'( . Are you going to leave byc? :hit
No, I won't be leaving, home or BYC. (Though I'm hardly on anyway.)
Lol, okay. So you HAVE to attend concerts? They can't make you do that, can they? Hmm... Yeah, a potato would be good for you Ninja. XD
Hehe, yeah, its called "Appreciating Music"....
Lol, what are you working towards? For like a job..[/quote]Mechanical engineering actually...
 
Nice choice!
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