The DUMBEST thing you've ever done?? (that you'll admit to, lol)

[gryeyes]

I'd like to share something my niece-by-former-marriage did while she was a senior in high school. Good girl, had never cut school previous to this incident. (A couple classes, but never left campus before...)

She decided to go to the beach for the day. Got to a particularly wind-swept, very nicely duned area, parked her car in the public parking area, and headed up a dune. This was a route not advised, as there were wooden slat paths through a low area in the dunes, but she was, after all, ditching school and wanted to be all alone. Write poetry or something solitary. Think about boys. Whatever.

As she neared the crest of the particular dune she had chosen, and her head poked up over the top so she could have seen the bay, a hang-glider came in for a landing. She, having been trudging up a steep slope, had her head down and didn't see this. The out-stretched feet and foot-bar on the hang-glider struck her directly in the chin, bowling her backwards down the dune.

This was a state beach, with a ranger on duty, and a whole class of hang-gliders and an instructor present. She was transported by ambulance to the hospital with a jaw and cheek-bones broken in three places. Her mother gets a call from the hospital ER with the medical condition news and request to respond.

OMG, how did she get a broken jaw? (Remember, it was a school day...) The nurse said, "She was hit by a hang-glider.". At Salinas High School!?!?! "No, at Marina Dunes Beach."

Can you imagine? The very first time you ditch school..... And a hang-glider lands on your face.

 

[Lisa202]

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If a hang-glider can land on your face...it will.

 

[debilorrah]

Ok, here is one for the records books. No matter how hot it is, do NOT stick canned air in your bra and pull the trigger. Ouch.

 

[fuzziebutt]

I have put a sick chick in my bra to keep it warm. The guy at the checkout at Walmart was very nice and didn't say a word when my girls started peeping at him.

 

[fosterchick]

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I have done that too. Then gone to my mothers home. Well they made the comments. They all thought I was crazy.

 

[SunnyDawn]

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If a hang-glider can land on your face...it will.

 

[Bad Boy Blue]

Hmm the dumbest thing I've ever done is well hm let me think about it for a while, there are many things, I don't regret them but they were dumb nonetheless, I will first say....I put on this eyeliner that I thought was eyeliner (to Look like KISS) and it ended up being some kind of permanant eyeliner or something like that, needless to say I wore it for quite some time LOL

 

[BookWorm243]

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[backdoorchicken]

probably eating mcdonalds

 

[Bad Boy Blue]

Welllll since this is the net and I can say whatever I want with no repercussions....

I was just coming out of rehearsal for a small performing arts act, and before we left we had a bit of jamenson (under aged drinking

) and well we were all in costume, my friends, I and the other performers waltzed out into the street at three in the morning tripping over ourselves and bursting out laughing. I guess, and I don't remember much but this is just what I was told (and was in the police report ,

) that my pants were a little low in the front, nothing was showing bit I guess just the lower abdomen or something like that, basically enough to get you arrested. Sooooo a cop came and called me over, he thought I was a prostitute that was drunk and arrested me for indecent exposure, and public intoxication. I spent the night in jail and the morning with a headache. I will admit what I did was wrong but I had no idea what I was doing, I was soooooo wasted again

, so that has to be about the stupidest thing I've ever done. Piece of advice to all you people my age out there, don't drink and walk home in loose waist spandex pants!!! LOL