The Election Of The Burn-the-hills-of-aspsragus-club President

[Little Baby Bean]

Arwoon. He started this thing, I’m honored to work with him.

*she

 

[Amer]

Hmmm…
Speech.
I am honored to stand here today to represent all things anti-asparagus. The word that could be used to describe how my term will be: Focused. We will cut out all distractions, such as the vain assertions of the pro-asparagus crowd and their impotent utterances.
Already as a club, we have gone far in our attempts to rid the world of this vegetable of ill repute, if something so vile could even be called a vegetable. Vegetables should be wholesome and salubrious, and the path of asparagus leads only to death. Too many of my peers have been forced to choke upon its ghastly fibres and to taste its ill green slime.
We must remember why we are gathered here. We are gathered for a purge. A herbaceous holocaust. We must rid the earth of the vile asparagi, and the earth may only be cleansed with fire.
Our time has come. Some of us may lay down our lives for this cause. Indeed, some of us may burn with the very thing we vow to destroy. But it is our legacy.
Burn the hills of our asparagus so that our children may live in an asparagus-free world.

 

[Little Baby Bean]

*she

At least I think she's a she.

 

[Amer]

*she

huh?
Arwoon, clarify things please??

 

[Little Baby Bean]

huh?
Arwoon, clarify things please??

Wait, did Arwoon say that they were a boy? I've assumed the whole time it was a she.

 

[TheCluckyClucker2]

Hmmm…
Speech.
I am honored to stand here today to represent all things anti-asparagus. The word that could be used to describe how my term will be? Focused. We will cut out all distractions, such as the vain assertions of the pro-asparagus crowd and their impotent utterances.
Already as a club, we have gone far in our attempts to rid the world of this vegetable of ill repute, if something so vile could even be called a vegetable. Vegetables should be wholesome and salubrious, and the path of asparagus leads only to death. To many of my peers have been forced to choke upon its ghastly fibres and to taste its ill green slime.
We must remember why we are gathered here. We are gathered for a purge. A herbaceous holocaust. We must rid the earth of the vile asparagi, and the earth may only be cleansed with fire.
Our time has come. Some of us may lie down our lives for this cause. Indeed, some of us may burn with the very thing we vow to destroy. But it is our legacy.
Burn the hills of our asparagus so that our children may live in an asparagus-free world.

It is beautiful. So beautiful.

 

[Bakbuk]

Y’all are hilarious!

 

[Everose]

Hmmm…
Speech.
I am honored to stand here today to represent all things anti-asparagus. The word that could be used to describe how my term will be: Focused. We will cut out all distractions, such as the vain assertions of the pro-asparagus crowd and their impotent utterances.
Already as a club, we have gone far in our attempts to rid the world of this vegetable of ill repute, if something so vile could even be called a vegetable. Vegetables should be wholesome and salubrious, and the path of asparagus leads only to death. Too many of my peers have been forced to choke upon its ghastly fibres and to taste its ill green slime.
We must remember why we are gathered here. We are gathered for a purge. A herbaceous holocaust. We must rid the earth of the vile asparagi, and the earth may only be cleansed with fire.
Our time has come. Some of us may lay down our lives for this cause. Indeed, some of us may burn with the very thing we vow to destroy. But it is our legacy.
Burn the hills of our asparagus so that our children may live in an asparagus-free world.

That was actually pretty good

 

[Isadora]

Wait, did Arwoon say that they were a boy? I've assumed the whole time it was a she.

I'm assumed Arwoon was a she because it's a spin off the name arwen from LOTR.

 

[Amer]

That was actually pretty good

See? Us anti asparagus clubbers are skilled! And creative! Remember who came first!