The Eternal T.P. Question

[OldGuy43]

Mr. Whiffle?

I think you mean Mr. Whipple, George Whipple to be precise?

 

[Beekissed]

We had a two holer once when I was growing up but changed it back to a one hole throne with the next outhouse we built. Finally figured out that my parents were the only ones that would go to the two holer at the same time.

The last house in which I lived had a two holer as well but the second hole was built for little children, which I thought was pretty smart and very cute. No more having to hold little kids on the big person's hole in fear that they would fall down in the hole.

 

[Beekissed]

I think you mean Mr. Whipple, George Whipple to be precise?

Yep...that's the one. Forgive me but I never had TV while growing up so he wasn't a part of my pop culture.

 

[Spookwriter]

We might'a not had indoor plumbing, but we had electric
and a tv.

Got one channel.

And it went of the air at midnight or something. Squiggly lines
came on then.

Any yep, I've watched squiggly lines...(I wasn't as smart then
as I is now.)

 

[JeffOeuf]

Seems like this subject has been thoroughly worked, but I thought I would add a little rant. Has anyone else noticed that the cardboard core in the center of the roll keeps getting bigger and bigger each year? Kinda like a three pint "half gallon" of ice cream.

 

[Bunnylady]

Girls go to the bathroom in groups. I don't know why. Maybe they gotta
help each other, I don't know. Maybe they're afraid of falling in, or maybe
getting stuck. (It could happen)

We go out to a restaurant, the girls all gotta go to the the bathroom at the
same time.

Men-- We're brave. Not scared to go to the bathroom alone.

Oh, for Heaven's sakes, Spook! All these years, you haven't figured this one out?

The girls go to the bathroom together, so they can talk about the guys without the guys hearing what they say. And they all go, because each is afraid that if she isn't there, the others will talk about her!

 

[bluesub]

She accidently dropped the spring and one half of the roller in the toilet.
Down it went.

Spook

I had a friend (really a friend, not me...) who took her four young children to a concert that was far from home and she had to use a public restroom. When she stood up, she accidently dropped her keys into the toilet. It was one of those automatically flushing ones... Had to call her husband to bring the extra set of keys...

So your wife shouldn't feel bad at all.

What's wrong with being left handed?

We're the only ones in our right minds...

 

[Bunnylady]

Blue, how did I miss the fact that you are a lefty, too? *left handed high five*

 

[bluesub]

Great, now I'm really starting to think we're related... My littlest is left handed and my dad was trying to tell me that he should learn sports right handed while he is still young and I was trying to explain that even if you start young, it still feels wrong every time you pick up a bat, or throw a ball. I already got him a little left handed mitt - and am searching for little left handed golf clubs. Right now he just golfs with the wrong side of the club - and still has a better shot than me...

 

[GardenerGal]

I'd think it would be the men who would rather go to the outhouse in twos. After all, if the other guy is in there with you, you know he can't be outside to tip the outhouse over with you in it.