I know...they are so much uglier than a liver or a heart.
Poor things. I don't think they get enough positive press and have decided to be their new spokesperson so that the world will stop discriminating against the ugly chicken parts. They have flavor too and don't deserve this awful discrimination and hatred.
I'm even thinking of having a one million kidney march on the capital to protest this...anyone having chicken kidneys they would like to donate for this tribute to this poorly treated organ group, please send them~fresh, mind you~to my address so that I can properly organize them for the protest.