First Nations joke:
Grandpa takes his grandson fishing. They are sitting at the end of the dock when a mighty wave comes and swoops the young boy away. Grandpa stands up, raises his arms and calls out: "Creator! You cannot take my grandson. He is the only son of my only daughter and she will kill me! Return him immediately!"
Another huge wave and the little boy is washed up on the dock, exhausted, choking, but alive. Grandpa stands up again, raises his arms and shouts into the sky: "He had a cap!"
Grandpa takes his grandson fishing. They are sitting at the end of the dock when a mighty wave comes and swoops the young boy away. Grandpa stands up, raises his arms and calls out: "Creator! You cannot take my grandson. He is the only son of my only daughter and she will kill me! Return him immediately!"
Another huge wave and the little boy is washed up on the dock, exhausted, choking, but alive. Grandpa stands up again, raises his arms and shouts into the sky: "He had a cap!"