The "get to 1,000 pages before 12/31/12" thread

[Ec_Prokta]

Not only did I manage writing 5K of words yesterday, I also wrote one of my favorite lines in it!

 

[32bantam]

A Letter to the Men's Helpline:

Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid behind the chicken coop. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she fixed her hair and make-up. It was at that moment, crouched behind the coop, that I noticed my chickens weren't using the new roosts I made

Is that normal or did I build them wrong?

 

[OvertheHenHouse]

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ROTFLOL!!!

 

[Nic&Chickies]

Just checking in, doing my little part for the thread.

 

[Nic&Chickies]

Btw, do any of you know about the rainbow of Easter Egger egg colors?

 

[kari_dawn]

...like what kind of know about?

 

[luvinmychickens]

Nic&Chickies :

Btw, do any of you know about the rainbow of Easter Egger egg colors?

All different shades of blue and green.​

 

[EE lover:)]

Cowz.

 

[luvinmychickens]

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That's horrible! I hope you find out whats going on with her.

 

[Dapplepony]

EE lover :

Cowz.

COWS!!!​