You have a great sense of humor and you are a great sport.
You are correct you will find some fertile eggs locally if you look. I am betting Farmers Market would be the best bet. I sell my eggs to a bunch of locall folks all the time and most of the time they are fertile. If they were addicted hatchers they would in for about 2.50 per dozen.
Well its been interesting and if you try again I'll be here watching! Thanks for the entertainment and all the snacks in the front row...
I went to our local Farmers Market and no one there had fresh eggs or fertile eggs for sale. I guess when my girls start laying that's one place I'll be selling...