The gross truth about ducks...

[canada-goose]

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Like a pooping worm?

Something like that.

 

[TrystInn]

38. The moment you open the door to head outside, the ducks will cackle like your crazy, drunk aunt at a family reunion - "Muh-ha-ha-ha-wa-wah!" There is simply no sneaking up on a flock of ducks!

 

[Wifezilla]

LOLOL

Not kidding!

The drakes always see you first.

 

[chickensioux]

My female call ducks do that. Sounds just like they are cracking up (or quacking up) laughing. DH always says "What do they think is so funny all the time?"

 

[Lady_Cluck]

LOL, I agree with this thread 100%!

One of my Pekins covered in mud and poo...and completely proud of it:

 

[nettie]

oh gosh that pekin is priceless, even if he's covered in poo...


i got another one-

39. When you put a duck down on a towel to prevent them from pooping somewhere you don't want poop and instantly realize the booger over shot the towel when you feel something warm and wet on your foot. ming mei pooped right on me today right before we went outside... i could have eaten her right then and there!!!!

 

[jadeflower999]

40. Baby ducks will walk in single file behind whatever they think is their mother, the dog, the rooster, my mom, LOL whatever!
41. In the spring they lay mountains of eggs and never want to sit on any of them.

 

[Sjisty]

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Which is why I now have a new keyboard!

Thanks for giving me so much to look forward to! Surely these two cuties could never be that gross!

Stinkly on the left and FD on the right (yes, that's what FD stands for)

 

[b.hromada]

Mojo Chick'n :

If you have cows (or horses or any other animal that poos) the ducks will make a beeline for a fresh pile to stick their bills in as deep as possible and squiggle it around until they find some grain that didn't get digested - they will leave their own food dish and race each other to be the first one to it.

meri

I've noticed that too with my one duck, eeewwwwwww! Disgusting!!

 

[Duck_feeder]

I think I'm finally understanding how a duck thinks....