the Joke thread

[Trucker19]

I made this thread because I love jokes and I thought it would be fun. So please no inappropriate jokes, no cursing. Thank you and have FUN!!!

. I will start.



What do you get when you cross a elephant with a dog.

 

[TheLukeMeister]

I don't know what?

 

[Trucker19]

A nervous mailman.

 

[TheLukeMeister]

lol

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

 

[Trucker19]

I dont know what

 

[TheLukeMeister]

It gets toad away

 

[Trucker19]

Haha

I never thought of that one. let me think of a good one right quick.

 

[Trucker19]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college.

 

[TheLukeMeister]

By son? (I had to think about that for a second
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

 

[Trucker19]

I don't know what