The "Man" Rules

[AllChookUp]

I knew a hen would chime in with the "Female Rules", but I thought it might get past Post #5.... Silly me.


I forgot the cardinal "Man's" rule:

1. Always pretend a woman is right, whether she is or not.


You're right, HarlansHollowFarms!

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

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I know, and it is the hens that allow men to have their egos stroked, it really doesn't matter to us whether you are pretending or not...as long as we get th 'Yes Dear'

 

[TriciaHowe]

At least after 18 yrs together Dh I learned how to read each other pretty well and how far to push each others buttons.
Definately this one is true
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
and
1. You can either ask us to do something, OR tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

We just went through the last one a few days ago. I needed help putting my new tarps on. He kept trying to put them where HE wanted them - not where I wanted them. My coop/run is 30'x74' so I had to have help. We finally got it on where I wanted it after explaining myself 100 times.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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He heard you the first time, but didn't agree. Well, at least you wore him down by the female equivalent of Chinese water torture.

 

[chickenbuddy]

And thus continues the "battle of the sexes" in the chicken world.

 

[Rose's Human Hen]

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Even if guys say I CAN READ YOUR MIND or HONEY IM HOOOOOOOME

SO dont be lieve guys that much

 

[turney31]

Cool thread, I will be framing and hanging!

Micah

 

[E-Chick]

1. BECAUSE I said so..

 

[chickenbuddy]

*singing "Why can't we be friends?" *

Haha

Anyway this is a funny thread

 

[Crystalchic]

Men also have selective memory