The Millennials Thread (Gen Z is welcome too)

[Sapphire Sebright]

@Sapphire Sebright I promise never ever ever to be horrible to you ever again. I prooooommmmmise.

Huh? What? What happened?

 

[KingD]

Huh? What? What happened?

I can't even remember! everyone was threatening to have you chop my head off or something like that.

 

[riss]

Huh? What? What happened?

Your minion went after him to protect to you

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

She always knows best

Nah, not really.

Not always

Yes, exactly.

You doubt the Blood Princess?
Saff! Off with his head!

Naw, he's fine.

No no no! Saff has much better weapons!
Stapler, or bathroom scale? Hmm.

What about the hatchet, scalpels, and knives?

@Sapphire Sebright I promise never ever ever to be horrible to you ever again. I prooooommmmmise.

You're good.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Your minion went after him to protect to you

Duckie, no killing any personal offenders of mine without first consulting me.
Also, the hatchet is probably the fastest manner of dispatch. The bathroom scale and staple gun are better for the kidnapping part.

 

[applebeee]

Duckie, no killing any personal offenders of mine without first consulting me.
Also, the hatchet is probably the fastest manner of dispatch. The bathroom scale and staple gun are better for the kidnapping part.

She has spoken

 

[HappyDuckie]

Duckie, no killing any personal offenders of mine without first consulting me.
Also, the hatchet is probably the fastest manner of dispatch. The bathroom scale and staple gun are better for the kidnapping part.

I wasn't going to kill him yet. I was waiting for you!
And I think decapitation would be much more, erm, interesting if we used a staple gun!

 

[riss]

We just got a new dog in at the shelter today ))))))

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Shall I get the axe?

Ooh, you have an axe? Can I see?
I have a maul in the basement, I think, but no axes.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I wasn't going to kill him yet. I was waiting for you!
And I think decapitation would be much more, erm, interesting if we used a staple gun!

... How many staples are you using?