The Moonshiner and friend's stories, legends and tall tales.

[Kiki]

Well, you have to admit, three members with Hazmat suit avatars and weird titles would be a bit funny to anyone else

Speaking of titles..
I guess I need to "fix" mine!

 

[The Moonshiner]

I read Randy's story the entire time picturing the RIR that came to visit Foghorn Leghorn. He was quite the ladies man but I don't think he had anything on Randy.

That's what I've been - I say, that's what I've been telling you. Listen here son, I say son, did ya hear that. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

 

[MotherHen2017]

That's what I've been - I say, that's what I've been telling you. Listen here son, I say son, did ya hear that. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Foghorn Leghorn is the BEST! HAHA

 

[Kiki]

@The Moonshiner is the best!

 

[The Moonshiner]

@The Moonshiner is the best!

I say, I say girl I can't take compliments like that. You're about to make, I say make me pass my limitations of my medications.

 

[Kiki]

I say, I say girl I can't take compliments like that. You're about to make, I say make me pass my limitations of my medications.

I won't tell on you.

 

[casportpony]

I'm no good at telling stories, , so I'll just share this:
The Story of Grump

 

[The Moonshiner]

There once was a rooster from Nantucket.
So big the hens couldn't wait to touch it.
He said with a grin,
Now look at you silly hen
You're the size of a milk bucket.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I'm no good at telling stories, , so I'll just share this:
The Story of Grump

 

[Kiki]

I'm no good at telling stories, , so I'll just share this:
The Story of Grump