The Moonshiner's farewell to Leghorns

[Painted Calls]

Pictures?!

Knew you'd be the one to want to see the abominations.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

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Want

 

[Chookwagn]

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Ewwwwwww

 

[Miami Leghorn]

Ok here's what I'm thinking.
I would assume this to be a 10 year project so it should be safe to say I can get it done in 5.
If anyone has any other ideas they're welcome to throw them out there though I'm sure I won't listen to them.

Crested. Preferably mullet shaped
V comb. Devil horn like
Tuffs, muffs and beard. Turkey like beard would be awesome too
Naked neck
Long tail
Extra long legs but also super thick like those elephantiasis looking birds
Multi spur. 3 spurs on right leg, 1 on the left
Clean legs. Don't want anyone thinking they have Cochin blood.
Black skin
MF and blue MF pattern
Frizzled and non frizzled
Neon blue lobes
Laughing, long crow. Hens too although their crow will sound more like a school girl's giggle
Lays pink, purple, blue, green, olive, dark brown and creme eggs. Preferably alternating colors daily.
Prolific layer 300+
Roosters go broody several times a year but are not feminine.
Roosters need to be savage protectors. Like LIege Fighters I want them to take one lions, tigers and bears.
Light weight and fast
Exceptional runners, flyers and swimmers
Also be cool if they'd dig burrows to
Highly intelligent. I miss playing tic tac toe against chickens.

Well that's just off the top of my head so I'm sure some other things may be added.

You'll have a better chance of finding a Jabberwocky.

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

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I love those, but

 

[ColtHandorf]

Really? You'd want to ruin them by giving them a naked neck?

That's all that is wrong with them?

He made NN bantam Cochins. So I'm going to say yes. Yes he would.

Knew you'd be the one to want to see the abominations.

That's the right word.

 

[Miami Leghorn]

Roosters need to be savage protectors. Like LIege Fighters I want them to take one lions, tigers and bears.
Light weight and fast
Exceptional runners, flyers and swimmers
Also be cool if they'd dig burrows to
Highly intelligent. I miss playing tic tac toe against chickens.

How about some Nile Monitors?

 

[Chookwagn]

Ok here's what I'm thinking.
I would assume this to be a 10 year project so it should be safe to say I can get it done in 5.
If anyone has any other ideas they're welcome to throw them out there though I'm sure I won't listen to them.

Crested. Preferably mullet shaped
V comb. Devil horn like
Tuffs, muffs and beard. Turkey like beard would be awesome too
Naked neck
Long tail
Extra long legs but also super thick like those elephantiasis looking birds
Multi spur. 3 spurs on right leg, 1 on the left
Clean legs. Don't want anyone thinking they have Cochin blood.
Black skin
MF and blue MF pattern
Frizzled and non frizzled
Neon blue lobes
Laughing, long crow. Hens too although their crow will sound more like a school girl's giggle
Lays pink, purple, blue, green, olive, dark brown and creme eggs. Preferably alternating colors daily.
Prolific layer 300+
Roosters go broody several times a year but are not feminine.
Roosters need to be savage protectors. Like LIege Fighters I want them to take one lions, tigers and bears.
Light weight and fast
Exceptional runners, flyers and swimmers
Also be cool if they'd dig burrows to
Highly intelligent. I miss playing tic tac toe against chickens.

Well that's just off the top of my head so I'm sure some other things may be added.

I think you would be best to build a Laboratory and start building one of these "things" from your faraway dreams.

Chickens from a Petri dish ..... you could insert any genes you liked then.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Can we start a naming poll?

You can. I don't know how to do polls.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Is this kind of like the Build-A-Bear workshop?

Exactly like it but totally different