The Moonshiner's Leghorn Thread Peanut Gallery

[Sapphire Sebright]

That I can't say. But they said the kiwi eggs are so large the chicks hatch with enough nourishment for 2-2.5 weeks

I thought that the kiwi eggs were that big because the chick is almost a fully-grown adult by the time it hatches.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

What else could hold a lance and ride an emu?
Our kids?

Ooh, mememe!
Wait, can emus hold 190 pounds on their backs?
Probably not... shizzle.
How about a chicken? We can duct tape the lance to their side.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

well he also swears and shoots people, seems a bit problematic

Can we teach him to swear in Old English? Somehow, I don't think that jousting matches went down without some profanities being thrown about.

 

[Amer]

Potato.

 

[Chookwagn]

I thought that the kiwi eggs were that big because the chick is almost a fully-grown adult by the time it hatches.

https://images.app.goo.gl/T3Wr8kP15hzHyYbQ6
Not a bad egg to weight ratio

 

[HappyDuckie]

https://images.app.goo.gl/T3Wr8kP15hzHyYbQ6
Not a bad egg to weight ratio

That is terrifying.

 

[Amer]

Potato.

 

[black_cat]

Cantaloupe
(are we just saying random fruits)

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Potato.

That's way bigger than a potato, I think.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Cantaloupe
(are we just saying random fruits)

Rambutan!