The Moonshiner's Leghorn Thread Peanut Gallery

[ColtHandorf]

Of course the answer is to get a roof rack

I have one! The weight of that many geese would have the wire touching the roof anyway. And I can't imagine bird crap is good for the paint job either.

 

[WallyG74]

I have one! The weight of that many geese would have the wire touching the roof anyway. And I can't imagine bird crap is good for the paint job either.

Wash it off. How far we talking?

 

[ColtHandorf]

Wash it off. How far we talking?

Pennsylvania.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

Our fair used be huge. I think my last year of showing, we had like 200+ rabbits and 400+ birds. Now it's down to maybe 200 combined.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Pennsylvania.

Oh dang that is far

 

[The Moonshiner]

Can you imagine? First of all, who has a cage that big?! And second of all, it would scratch the absolute crap out of the top of the Sante Fe. And third, I'd get pulled over for animal cruelty. lol Those poor birds wouldn't have a feather left. And their crap would be blowing out all over people behind me on the road. lol

First off.... you build yourself a custom cage of the size needed. Welded wire will do.
Second off..... you throw your floor mats on top of the car under the cage, Duh.
Third on.... no one considers that cruelty here. Feathers smeathers, they'll grow back. Ya crap would teach them to back off a bit.

 

[WallyG74]

Pennsylvania.

So you’re saying it’s totally doable?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Can you imagine? First of all, who has a cage that big?! And second of all, it would scratch the absolute crap out of the top of the Sante Fe. And third, I'd get pulled over for animal cruelty. lol Those poor birds wouldn't have a feather left. And their crap would be blowing out all over people behind me on the road. lol

Pish-posh, who looks at the top of cars, anyway? You could have a bumper sticker of a stark-naked woman on the roof of a car and nobody would notice.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I do. But then I'm tall.

So be sure to only drive it around short people.

 

[The Moonshiner]

Pish-posh, who looks at the top of cars, anyway? You could have a bumper sticker of a stark-naked woman on the roof of a car and nobody would notice.

Well everyone sure seemed to want to focus on the flag on top of the General Lee.
Dukes are banned from TV because of their rooftop.