Well when someday comes around and, Lord willing, I still have turkeys, just hit me up and I will send you some eggs!

Turkey eggs honestly seem to handle shipping better than chicken eggs, and my hatch rates have been good. Also, it would be low pressure and minimal investment since you would only have to pay shipping. lol
Been there, done that. I shipped two White Legbar cockerels to a lady that found me on a Fb group I was on a few years ago. She only had pullets and wanted a cockerel but couldn't find one. I sent her two cockerels that were about 12 weeks old, and they spent a day too long in shipping I guess and didn't make it.

It was May and I'm assuming it was just too hot in the trucks for them, so in hindsight I have a lot of guilt about shipping them during a warmer month. I reshipped her two older 4-5 month old cockerels later that year in the fall when it was cooler and they arrived alive and well.
We donated a really nice Gamecock to an online auction to benefit a boy that had cancer, also a few years ago. He sold for $575 and I shipped him to Texas. He did very well on his 2 day trip, but I reckon it is taking a lot longer now. We have had numerous birds shipped to us without issues in the past, but I'm not sure I would chance it these days.
I like having a lot of chickens, but I get where you are coming from. With show birds they have to be primped and taken care of just so, and if you have a lot of chickens that can get overwhelming.
Exotic waterfowl like Swans? Oooh fancy!
We built our turkeys coops to sleep in and they refused to sleep in them. So we had to build them perches out in the runs. I tried to teach my free-range Narragansett tom to roost, but he slept on a pile of scrap wood out in the elements. Now he finally sleeps with his buddies, but it took forever. Most of our free-range turkeys roost in trees.