The most stupid thing I have ever seen....

[Spookwriter]

Drill operated pencil sharpener.

No doubt the tool of the year. 1/4 drive. Wonder if it comes in
like a 3/4 size for my bigger drills? Guess I'll have to start keeping
a drill in my desk drawer now.

(Yes, I keep a pencil sharpener on my desk.)



Dumbest thing I've seen? Instructions on the last new toaster warned
against putting the toaster in the stove oven to preheat.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

stupid thing I have ever seen?
The fact that shampoo among other things has instructions on it...

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

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I've noticed that too...

 

[Fierlin1182]

You know what's really weird?

"Salted Peanuts: contains nuts".

 

[Spookwriter]

Someone that needs help to use shampoo probably isn't
ready for their own pencil sharpener.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Anyone that needs to read directions to use shampoo probably cant read....

 

[Q9]

Dumbest thing I've ever seen: a gigantic, three-pronged fish hook with a "Harmful if swallowed" label. If people are THAT dumb, maybe we shouldn't label anything and let natural selection take its course.

Even better, the warning was for trace amounts of lead that probably wouldn't do anything. It's ridiculous on so many levels.

 

[pdbantam]

hmmmmmmmmm... I'm a math teacher. I would LOVE to see the looks on my student's faces when I pulled out a drill to sharpen their pencils

 

[debilorrah]

Preparation H: Not for internal use.

 

[Royd]

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I'm sure you can buy the 3/4 x1/2x1/4 adapter, so that the whole thing will come apart and chunk that pencil right into your saftey glasses. You are wearing saftey glasses, aren't you?