Very funny. I'm sure we all have stories that we are reluctant to share because we feel awful. My Tom Turkey got locked out of the coop one night. DH had locked the door that night but didn't ck and the next morning he was first out and never said anything. I went out of my mind trying to find out what to do for Blackhead because he had all the symptoms. After 3 or 4 days DH final came clean after he had to help me poke down meds to 3 adult turkeys twice a day. I'm thinking that Chuck just beat his wings against the fence until he was sore and that is why he dragged one wing for a month. The hoops I jumped through for the med. We don't have a vet to treat poultry locally and I'm not sure I'd pay the $64.25 for the office visit. At least yours didn't go hungry.My only splayed legger was my little mille fleur d'uccle, Sarge, and he needed 3 full days of the bandaid hobble. I tried to put it back on for a 4th day, but couldn't get it to stay by myself, so I just let him go. He's 2 years old now and doing well, except for the time he jumped into the scratch garbage can and got stuck for 12 hours with the lid on. LOL, his comb was blue and he couldn't stand, but thankfully the little guy recovered. We were trying to round up 9 young roos at the time while bribing them with scratch, and we put the lid on without checking. I felt terrible!