The New Absolutely Random G, J, & F Chat Thread

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

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Exploding muffins?

Indeed. Cleverbot confirmed it.

 

[duckluv]

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Exploding muffins?

Indeed. Cleverbot confirmed it.

Woah.

What did he say?

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

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Indeed. Cleverbot confirmed it.

Woah.

What did he say?

He said my muffin exploded

 

[duckluv]

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Woah.

What did he say?

He said my muffin exploded

*Dies*

 

[Q9]

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That sounds pretty scary.
I drank Dr. Pepper on the plane.... let's just say I feel deeply sorry for the people next to me. I was switching books like every 10 minutes.

It's even worse when I'm not around REAL things that go boom, but end up playing videogames with my friends. THAT, my friend, is loud.

"THAT WAS CHEAP!!!"
"IT WAS PERFECTLY FAIR!!!"
"ROCKET SPAMMER!!!"
And once, in Super Smash Bros... "I never knew Pikachu was so disturbing!!!" (Spare yourself the misery and don't ask.)

And so on and so forth.

 

[Gerbil]

Gerbil vs Vending machine.

Gerbil - 0

Vending machine $2.00

On my lunch break today I went down to the vending machine for a drink, an orange juice type drink, to be exact. I inserted my dollar, pressed numerous buttons and waited for my drink to appear. It failed to reach it's destination,

and lodged itself between a diet coke and the glass surface of the wall, through which I watched in agony. "I'll just order the diet coke onto which my juice is firmly lodged! Brilliant!" So I put in another $1.00 and waited for the coke to dislodge my drink, (my logic was not working at the time).

The coke twitches and my drink doesn't move.

Next try, the water above the juice, I put in another $1.00. (By this time all of my attention is focused on that juice and my thirst) Guess what. It jam's. Right above the juice.

Two completely unrelated jam's, this is impossible, I have never had this problem with this machine before!!!!

Anyways, after gently beating the machine with my fists, the water falls, my juice and the coke stay, unmoving, until maintenance arrives.


No vending machines were harmed.

 

[duckluv]

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[eenie114]

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That sounds pretty scary.
I drank Dr. Pepper on the plane.... let's just say I feel deeply sorry for the people next to me. I was switching books like every 10 minutes.

It's even worse when I'm not around REAL things that go boom, but end up playing videogames with my friends. THAT, my friend, is loud.

"THAT WAS CHEAP!!!"
"IT WAS PERFECTLY FAIR!!!"
"ROCKET SPAMMER!!!"
And once, in Super Smash Bros... "I never knew Pikachu was so disturbing!!!" (Spare yourself the misery and don't ask.)

And so on and so forth.

But I want to ask!

My mom laughs so hard whenever my friends and I play Sonic.
"No! I don't wanna be Amy!

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"Too bad!! *evil laughter* "

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

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It's even worse when I'm not around REAL things that go boom, but end up playing videogames with my friends. THAT, my friend, is loud.

"THAT WAS CHEAP!!!"
"IT WAS PERFECTLY FAIR!!!"
"ROCKET SPAMMER!!!"
And once, in Super Smash Bros... "I never knew Pikachu was so disturbing!!!" (Spare yourself the misery and don't ask.)

And so on and so forth.

But I want to ask!

My mom laughs so hard whenever my friends and I play Sonic.
"No! I don't wanna be Amy!

"
"Too bad!! *evil laughter* "

I love yelling while playing video games. It adds more suspense.

 

[eenie114]

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But I want to ask!

My mom laughs so hard whenever my friends and I play Sonic.
"No! I don't wanna be Amy!

"
"Too bad!! *evil laughter* "

I love yelling while playing video games. It adds more suspense.

And taunting and threatening is even more fun.

"That's right, you're goin' DOWN!"
"And I'm taking you with me!"
"You wanna bet??"
"Sure, 'cause I'd win!"
"BRING IT!!"