I figured it out - it ain't being old that's the problem...it's the process of getting there. The parts that work hurt while they're doing it. If you wake up in the morning and something ain't hurting, you'd best call the doctor on accounta whatever it was just quit on ya.
Phi, back in South Dakota the opening day of Pheasant season is a holiday!!! I remember once driving past a gas station. On the marquis in front was this sign, "Happy 1st anniversary, honey! Can I go hunting?" Loved it! Been bought me a cammo hunting hat once. It said, "We interrupt this marriage to bring you the hunting season." I wore it everywhere for many years!