The NFC B-Day Chat Thread

With senility, he can - all while standing in the middle of the room with a blank look on his face (of course, none of those things actually get done, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?)
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yes ma'am, I've tried explaining that to the wife, on our anniversary........

I thought about buying you a new pair of 2k diamond earings......here is a pic of them........I hope you like your gift.........



went over like flatulence at a funeral.....
 
I have said for years that if thinking about something was doing it, I'd have the cleanest house in the county . . . *sigh* the dust bunnies are unimpressed.

Of course, I know that if thinking was doing, there'd be a heckuva lot more "thinking" being done, and very little of the work that people actually get paid to do.
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No man can multi-task like that BertS

I guess I read that wrong...
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yes ma'am, I've tried explaining that to the wife, on our anniversary........

I thought about buying you a new pair of 2k diamond earings......here is a pic of them........I hope you like your gift.........



went over like flatulence at a funeral.....

Psssst... here's a secret for ya Bert, it is NOT the thought that counts... not on anniversaries!
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My husband would early on tell me what he planned to do.. so that I had enough time to talk him out of it.
He saved a lot of money that way.

Kinda like before we were married, I didn't mind him sending me roses.

After we were married, I said "quit wasting OUR money on those stupid things!"
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Persactly.
I got the meanest nastiest glare from a friend's wife because of that.
When we were at his dad's house and a diamond commercial came on the TV.
He asked me which diamond I would want my husband to buy me, ...and I said that I would be furious if he wasted our hard earned money on a stupid rock.
Apparently she had been asking for one for months.
oopsy.
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