And you are at the top of that list
@Blooie!
Re Velveeta - I don't remember exactly the last time we bought it but it was probably > 50 years ago. Only used it for bait when fishing. The gummy texture is good for holding it on a hook.
I think it is the same stuff as you find in the dairy case, just not pre-sliced.
BTW, you mentioned that shredding the cheese for the M&C was difficult. What are you using to grate it? We don't try to do soft cheeses like cheddar and Jack in the little "hand spinner" grater, that is used for hard cheese like Parmesan. We use a "box grater" for softer cheeses. It is important to stop before you get to your fingers
FINALLY
@Teila gets to eat a decent dinner!!