I have to share this conversation I just had with the 9 year old
Cam: Grammy! There’s a spider under the curtains in the play room! It’s got six big long legs and a huge butt. I was going to squish it with one of my toys, but no. Then I’d have to wipe it off. I don’t have anything to squish it with.
Me: Let’s catch it and put it outside.
Cam: No! Then it will come back and get us in the middle of the night. It has to die! I’m going to use my shoe…
The child leaves and not long after he screams like a girl. I can’t wait to talk to his girlfriend or wife when he’s older
Cam: Grammy! There’s a spider under the curtains in the play room! It’s got six big long legs and a huge butt. I was going to squish it with one of my toys, but no. Then I’d have to wipe it off. I don’t have anything to squish it with.
Me: Let’s catch it and put it outside.
Cam: No! Then it will come back and get us in the middle of the night. It has to die! I’m going to use my shoe…
The child leaves and not long after he screams like a girl. I can’t wait to talk to his girlfriend or wife when he’s older