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On Work days, I get up at 5am
I have a dog that wakes me up at 5 am like clockwork. She has her ways. She starts by thumping her tail on the floor. Whack, whack. She is so happy to be awake. Me not so much. I pretend to be asleep. Oh, she can fix that. She gets up, comes over and starts licking my hand, my foot, my knee, anything that's poking out of the blankets. Slurp slurp, wake up, Mom. It's morning! No it's not. Go away. I tuck everything in under the blankets and snore lightly. Go away, I'm asleep. Not time to get up yet. She is not fooled. She picks something up in her mouth, a towel maybe. A sock. A cat toy. Anything. She's a Golden. Joy is something in the mouth. And she starts pacing. Toenails on the hardwood floor. Click clack, click clack ... OKAY ALREADY! I'M AWAKE! GAAAHH! I put on my robe and take her outside. Yes we have dog doors. But she wants my company. I go back to bed till 6:30. That's feeding time. Sigh. Tell me again why I have kids? I mean, dogs?
 
I have a dog that wakes me up at 5 am like clockwork. She has her ways. She starts by thumping her tail on the floor. Whack, whack. She is so happy to be awake. Me not so much. I pretend to be asleep. Oh, she can fix that. She gets up, comes over and starts licking my hand, my foot, my knee, anything that's poking out of the blankets. Slurp slurp, wake up, Mom. It's morning! No it's not. Go away. I tuck everything in under the blankets and snore lightly. Go away, I'm asleep. Not time to get up yet. She is not fooled. She picks something up in her mouth, a towel maybe. A sock. A cat toy. Anything. She's a Golden. Joy is something in the mouth. And she starts pacing. Toenails on the hardwood floor. Click clack, click clack ... OKAY ALREADY! I'M AWAKE! GAAAHH! I put on my robe and take her outside. Yes we have dog doors. But she wants my company. I go back to bed till 6:30. That's feeding time. Sigh. Tell me again why I have kids? I mean, dogs?
:lau I'm so lucky Brew sleeps in till I want to. Usually. 🤣 and his feeding time changes so he doesn’t bug me for that either lol
 
I have a dog that wakes me up at 5 am like clockwork. She has her ways. She starts by thumping her tail on the floor. Whack, whack. She is so happy to be awake. Me not so much. I pretend to be asleep. Oh, she can fix that. She gets up, comes over and starts licking my hand, my foot, my knee, anything that's poking out of the blankets. Slurp slurp, wake up, Mom. It's morning! No it's not. Go away. I tuck everything in under the blankets and snore lightly. Go away, I'm asleep. Not time to get up yet. She is not fooled. She picks something up in her mouth, a towel maybe. A sock. A cat toy. Anything. She's a Golden. Joy is something in the mouth. And she starts pacing. Toenails on the hardwood floor. Click clack, click clack ... OKAY ALREADY! I'M AWAKE! GAAAHH! I put on my robe and take her outside. Yes we have dog doors. But she wants my company. I go back to bed t
Oh, this brings back a wonderful memory of our first Doberman, Shadow.

She learned NOT to stick her wet nose on bare skin. She did this when I was (truly) asleep, and I nearly levitated off the bed with a shreik! Ok, mom, sorry.

After that, she would put her nose about a 1/4" away from my face and breathe on me. She would lean her side against the side of the bed and wag her entire body, so that the bed shook.

She smiled when she was happy. She actually smiled. I miss her.
 

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